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09.06.2025 07:22

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David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
CT scan radiation and cancer risk - reassuring and alarming at the same time - Daily Kos
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Seahawks defenders want to "put the team on our back" - NBC Sports
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Costco makes key moves to protect prices from tariffs - TheStreet
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why do men think all women are the same?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Scientists Just Discovered a Lost Ancient Culture That Vanished - 404 Media
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)