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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 07:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

CT scan radiation and cancer risk - reassuring and alarming at the same time - Daily Kos

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Seahawks defenders want to "put the team on our back" - NBC Sports

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Costco makes key moves to protect prices from tariffs - TheStreet

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Why do men think all women are the same?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Short story writers, what is your favorite character you've created and do they appear in more than one of your works?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Scientists Just Discovered a Lost Ancient Culture That Vanished - 404 Media

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)